How to Hate Ecology and Still Write a Thesis
During my first year as a graduate student, a week didn't go by where someone didn't ask me "So what's your research question?" I hated that question more than anything. I had combed the literature, searching for research ideas, only to discover everything I was interested in had already been done a hundred times over. All of the mysteries of the environment had been answered and there wasn't anything left to be studied. "Why am I even here and why are any of us doing science," I frequently asked myself. "Ecology is stupid. Ecology is hard. I hate Ecology!" were also common chants I shouted in my office (and by office, I mean the spare lab next door that was used for storage and sleeping quarters for homeless grad students). Then, one day, it suddenly all made sense. I realized I was being punished by my adviser, because he was punished by his adviser, and his adviser's adviser punished him, etc. etc....